Saturday, May 24, 2008

things that matter that make sense

"Please forgive me," "I forgive you," "Thank you," and "I love you."


Innocence: I adore it. Imagine it you are pissed off on someone for some weird behavior ( as you look at that ) and ready to blast the person for that. The person does it with good intention and explains with those innocent eyes. All your anger melts within no time and is replaced it with that affection.
Commitment: Respect it. People who committed towards their words /actions carryhigh regard. They alone can understand the respect your actions and your thoughts.
Ethics: Must in life. Life without ethical standards cannot be meaningful.
Family: They are integral part of your life. They are those people who stand by you in thick and thin. A bunch of people who will always think good for you. Also these are the people for whom you should be there always no matter what!!
Marriage: A turning point of life. It makes you selfless. You start thinking about someone else as priority than you. It is an amazing feeling.
Happiness: It is like a vitamin pill. It is like your immunity system. Every effort that makes you happy is worth going for it.
Honesty: It takes hell lot of guts to accept your fault/weak points. Unless you are honest yourself there is no opportunity to improve. There is no need to play hide and seek if your actions and intentions are good enough



Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
What is the speed of darkness?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder……
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Bank definition

When a bank checks your credit, do you have right to ask their credit, the subprime crisis told us banks have very poor credit, so what is a solution to dump banks who make lies all the time who grisp your money then treat it as their asset lend to you make money on your money, they are nothing without your money, do we need it

No, we don't need bank to manage our own money, they are the same group as non-profits, they use your money to create their own jobs, that is a fairy for generations, this is what "service" means? no

There must be a solution

Hi the smart people, get rid of those liars

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Government definition

Government is the great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else.

Future GPS

I am imagining a new GPS in the near future, that projected or reflected on your wind shield, it shows up when you need it, you don't have to turn your head to see where you are on the existing GPS monitor...
Hi engineers, could you do something to improve and let the drivers pay their attentions to on the road, basically, it should be doable.

Mother's Day imagination on 5/10/2008